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Fuck You, Pokémon Go.
I wanted to hate this. There was a certain amount of validation in my refusal to download the game that
Fuck You, Smells of Parenthood.
Man I love my kids. I would die for them without a second thought. But far out, being a mum
Far Kew Haters, Part 2. With Pete’s Perineum Steam.
It happened again! I’ve upset some people and they’ve had a crack at poor old Far Kew. The reason? I made
Fuck You, Yo Gabba Gabba.
Play Along With Sam on Foxtel is a pretty safe bet in my house where my kids and their TV
Fuck You, Travelling With Kids.
I go back and forth between Sydney and Melbourne fairly often. Sometimes I get lucky and I don’t bring my
Duck You, Auto Correct.
Auto Correct, this thing is the bane of my ducking life. I rely on the word DUCK to write my
Fuck You, House Hunting.
As many of you know, I’ve been given the arse from my rental property in Melbourne and we need to
Fuck You, Costco.
This morning, once I shipped the kids off to daycare, I went to the bathroom where I knew I would
Fuck You, Indoor Play Centres.
I’m at the stage now where one of my kids is old enough to have proper friends and invitations to
Fuck (Looks like a Lady).
I had an epiphany this month. And I didn’t even have to google how to spell epiphany, which is how
Fuck You, Chicken Skin Handbag.
Fuck You, Chicken Skin Handbag. When my second womb raider was born I was delighted to find out I had
How To Make Bento Boxes
I stepped into the shallow mind of North Shore Steamer, Genevieve Twat-Waffle-Smythe this week. The purpose was to find out
Home Vagina Steaming
Today is special as we have reached another milestone, 11,000 members. So, as promised, I made a little video. I
Far Kew, Haters.
The steamed vagina set were up in arms this weekend! They were none too impressed to be called out on the cobwebs
Fuck You, Expensive Mini Bar Items.
During my trip to Sydney this week, I hijacked The Husband’s hotel room at the Hilton, considering it a mini
Fuck You, Bitches At The Butcher’s Block.
This week I travelled up to Sydney from my arctic Melbourne home to visit the fam. It was tops! My kids
Fuck You, Vagina Steaming Goop Sex.
Back in January, Gwyneth Paltrow gave a huge endorsement to the Tikkun Spa in LA on her blog goop. Their
Fuck You, Online Mother’s Groups.
I’ve been a shit stirrer since I was a little girl. I can’t help it. I like to have a
That Back, Crack & Sack Wax video.
FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.
Get Fucked, Hairy Balls. An Interview With Bruce.
Bruce Remmer gave up a high paid job in the corporate world to start a new career as a professional