Fuck You, Vagina Steaming Goop Sex.

Back in January, Gwyneth Paltrow gave a huge endorsement to the Tikkun Spa in LA on her blog goop. Their claim to fame? A Mugwort V-Steam treatment, which is basically a plush chair with a hole in it that …

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3 Comments Add yours

  1. cat@lifethroughthehaze says:

    This is hilarious! Gwyneth is so far from reality she may as well be living on another planet. Planet Goop!

  2. Oh so much gold in this post ?
    I cannot think of anything worse than having my vag steamed. It’s not a friggin’ wonton! Mugwort – isn’t that where Harry Potter went to school? I don’t know. I hate those books.
    7 year old aloe vera gel from your last trip to Thailand. I just found some 7 year old aloe vera gel from my last trip to Thailand the other day I shit you not ?? How did you know?!

  3. Pia says:

    I don’t know what is wrong with me but I really want a vag steam after reading this blog

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