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Fuck You Friday

Because life can get very fucking irritating.

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Fuck You, Coronavirus.

March 6, 2020 Far Kew Uncategorised 33 comments

The world is currently in the early stages of a full-blown freak out about what we’re calling “Corona virus”. 

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Fuck You Married At First Sight (AGAIN).

February 14, 2020 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

Every once in awhile a show comes along that seems so ridiculous, you are sure it will fade into oblivion

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Fuck You, Camping.

May 31, 2019 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised One comment

I went on my first camping trip in 14 years a few weeks ago. And this time I had to

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Fuck You, Facebook. Skills We Had To Relearn During The Outage.

March 15, 2019 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised Leave a comment

Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp had an unprecedented outage yesterday, leaving the entire social media world shaken to the core. Millions

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Fuck You, Kids In Supermarkets.

September 21, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 4 comments

Ever since my kids grew out of those little seats at the front of the trolley, I have avoided having

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Fuck You, The Bachelor.

September 7, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 2 comments

I was really looking forward to this season’s Bachelor featuring the Honey Badger, Nick Cummins. But so far I’ve been

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Fuck You, Australian Politics. A GIF Odyssey.

August 24, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised Leave a comment

This week has been an utter joke for Australian politics and the entire country. Not since the cheezel coloured fuck-knuckle

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Fuck You, Plastic Bag Whingers. A GIF Odyssey.

August 3, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 12 comments

Unless you have been living off the grid with no TV, or underneath a very large rock, you will have

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Fuck You Optus. My 1 Hour Long Fight With Cuntstomer Service.

July 27, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 6 comments

Today I received my monthly bill for the incredibly crap NBN service from Optus. To my disgust, I found on

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Fuck You, School Holidays. Why School Holidays Can Eat A Dick & Die.

July 13, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised Leave a comment

Today was the last day of School Holidays for my little Preppie. I’d love to say the last two weeks

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Fuck You, People Who Announce They Are Unfollowing My Page.

July 6, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 4 comments

I got called a horse-faced cunt today. By someone called Jessiika who was unhappy about a post that I didn’t

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Fuck You, Mister Maker.

May 11, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 3 comments

G’day Mister Maker, I have a bone to pick with you. Your hyped up enthusiasm and love for all things crafty

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Fuck You, Pap Smears.

May 4, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 2 comments

Ah, the Pap Smear. How I loathe you. In my advancing years, I have become much more selective about what

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Fuck You, Public Toilets.

March 30, 2018 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

Nobody likes going to a public toilet, least of all me. Though I did have a boyfriend once that insisted

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Married At First Sight. Why This Show Is Australia’s Biggest Disappointment Since Barnaby Joyce.

March 6, 2018 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

I’m taking a few nights off. I need a break. Why? Well after some pretty epic build up, I feel

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Fuck You, Married at First Sight.

February 23, 2018 Far Kew Uncategorised 10 comments

This show is ruining my life!!! Not since the ALDI special buys have I become so addicted to something so

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Fuck You, Nits.

February 15, 2018 Far Kew Uncategorised 6 comments

Well, haven’t we been given the best school introduction ever? Starting with last weeks broken arm (fuck you monkey bars)

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Fuck You, Starting School.

February 2, 2018 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

I’m now the  mother  of a school kid, I cannot bloody believe it! I’m amazed for a number of reasons.

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Fuck You, L.O.L. Surprise! Dolls. 5 Reasons Why You Need To Boycott These Little Bastard Balls.

January 22, 2018 Far Kew Uncategorised 44 comments

Not since I caved and bought Poopin’ Pup and a 5 pack of Hatchimals have I felt this much of a failure as a parent.

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Why I Can’t Seem to Relax. Even With a Frangipani Up My Arse.

December 11, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

I’m not very good at relaxing, it’s never been one of my strengths. I am however very good at operating

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Fuck You, Blogging.

November 24, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 8 comments

I read a post by DaDMuM yesterday. He went on a bit of a rant about how unglamorous blogging can

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Fuck You, Miserable Bitch at the Post Office.

November 10, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

I’ve got my rage on my friends. Old school style! It seems to have simmered down in recent months with

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Fuck You, iPhone X.

November 3, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

I’ve been hanging on by a thread for a new phone since mine took a dive in the pool in

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Fuck You, Fighting Kids.

October 27, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

My god. I have entered some entirely new dimension now my kids are a bit older. No longer do I

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Fuck You, Aldi Speed Checkouts.

September 22, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 3 comments

You all know I love Aldi. In fact, if I had to name my favourite store, it would probably win.

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5 Ways to Survive Gastro Without a Single Skid Mark.

September 18, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 2 comments

I just had gastro, in case you hadn’t heard. Who am I kidding, of course you heard! As soon as

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Fuck You, Sydney Traffic. 10 things that are quicker than driving.

August 25, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

I was up in my old hood last week, sweet old Sydney Town. And while I had fun catching up

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It’s all in the edit. Why fear mongering, fake news and freedom of speech are not the same.

August 23, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 3 comments

This is why I don’t do politics or define myself as an activist. It’s precisely why I stick to educating

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Fuck You, Hormonal Binge Eating.

July 28, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

I would like to say a giant FUCK YOU to the 4 pack of Nanna’s apple pies I have crammed

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Steam Your Snatch. Balinese Style.

July 11, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

I can never predict what is going to part the waters here at Fuck You Friday. Just when I think

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The exploding glitter queef. How to keep a straight face with this bizarre new vaginal suppository.

July 5, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

Just when I think I have seen and heard it all, another trend comes along to blow all other stupid trends

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It’s not for me.

June 27, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

I have a funky foot issue. An issue with my foot tissue. Tinea. And it’s fucking gross. Despite wearing thongs

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Fuck You, Pauline Hanson.

June 23, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 70 comments

I’ve wanted to say this for an awfully long time. Fuck you, Pauline Hanson. Over the last 20 years, I’ve

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F*ck You, Random Things You (Shouldn’t) Put In Your Fanny.

June 9, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

Fanny, Gash, Muff, Beaver, Bat Cave, Vajayjay, Beef Curtains, Badly Packed Kebab, Pussy, Snatch, Foo Foo, Front Bottom, Bearded Oyster.

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Fuck You, Amazing Crystal Garden.

May 26, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 11 comments

I got this thing the other day that I thought my kids would LOVE. It is called “The Amazing Crystal

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Fuck You (again), Mother’s Day.

May 12, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 5 comments

Oh god. It’s been a year since I exposed the shithouse presents available for Mums around the world and plunged

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A letter from Far Kew to you.

April 28, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 7 comments

Ever since I started this blog I have been asked if I consider myself a writer, and the answer is

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Fuck You, Toilet Training.

April 21, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

I have been a mother for 1682 days. I have changed countless nappies, fully toilet trained one kid and am

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Fuck You, Good Friday.

April 14, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

Does Good Friday always turn out to be good? Or does it just feel that way because the Thursday before

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Fuck You, Poopin’ Pup.

April 7, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

My oldest Womb Raider who is now 4 had the biggest meltdown I have ever seen the other day. I

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