I am Far Kew, an Aussie mum of two who finds everyday things really fucking irritating. Like the popularity of kale, unexpected items in the bagging area and humble braggers.

I’m kind of a big deal, not very humble and write a weekly rant that will bring tears to your eyes. Nobody is safe from my wrath.

The End.

15 Comments Add yours

  1. Stepb says:

    HOLY SHIT i couldnt like ur post on those stupid north shore mums anymore. Its everything ive been thinking and more. Ive been blocked for about 2 years now after i posted a comment and it was deleted and i questioned it. The shittest people ever. Thanks for making my Thursday. Steph

  2. Amber says:

    You are my hero.

  3. Sarah says:

    Hilarious, keep writing for those of us keeping it real!

  4. LisaP says:

    Thank you! Keep up the good work lady, you’re providing a valuable community service.

  5. Adele says:

    honestly the funniest things I have read in a long while. Dont stop. I almost spat my lunch out laughing (fuck you lunch). talk about someone voicing the general annoyance of stupid processes and people. LOVE IT

  6. Nicki says:

    I love your style of writing! It’s fucking hilarious… Would you be interested in doing some writing for my business?

    1. melwillz says:

      Hi Nicki. Send me a message through the FB page and we can chat.

  7. paulhassing says:

    The wonderful Michelle @pinkypoinker poinked you out on Twitter. I’m too chicken to use swear words with my followers, but I sure as hell gave your wonderful writing a big gee-up to my inner circle on Facebook. A lesser gesture, certainly, but I hope it gives you a bit of traction anyway. My wife and I were killing ourselves laughing over your posts last night. Can’t recall the last time I had such a cack. Kind regards and all power to you! P.

  8. I can’t remember the last time I laughed at a FB post like this. Fuck you Donald Trump, Fuck you, global warming, Fuck even you, the lazy sods WHO CAN’T INDICATE THEIR INTENTION TO TURN A CORNER. I’m officially signing off so I can go follow you. Sweet.

  9. Breastorbottle Onandonandon says:

    I was booted out of a multiple birth group. Mostly slags patting each other on the back for going to sleep school and long debates over whether or not to dress twins the fucking same. Over and over again. On the occasion i was kicked out a septic tank (you seem like you’d fucking love rhyming slang…but i digress) had asked “is it ok that i lock my babies in their room overnight without a handle on the inside? ” I was savaged because I questioned the psychological damage it would cause and maybe it’s a fire hazard”. Anyway. .. bitches got angry and defensive and somewhere in America there’s a couple of little kids imprisoned. Can’t remember what my point is but I do know I like your style.

  10. WilliamPhex says:

    I really like and appreciate your article post.Really looking forward to read more. Fantastic. Puglia

  11. D dawg says:

    Far kme I love you!!

  12. Poodle says:

    are you single? lol – the ‘ unexpected items im bagging area’ is just the tip – you get me! somebody gets me. See, i’m not an “angry ant”, the world is in fact full of irritating people!

  13. JaneKD says:

    Spot On!
    Give the Rants coming

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