The world is currently in the early stages of a full-blown freak out about what we’re calling “Corona virus”.
Every once in awhile a show comes along that seems so ridiculous, you are sure it will fade into oblivion
This week something amazing happened. Something that breathed life back into this sour old cow. Because for every minute I
I got unfollowed again last night. I say ‘again’ because it happens all the time, though I don’t usually get told about it. It comes with the territory.
As I start this sentence, I cannot believe I have to whinge about Optus again. But, yeah I can. I
I went on my first camping trip in 14 years a few weeks ago. And this time I had to
It’s Fuck You Friday! YEAH!! Fuck you to these little fluffy chicken things. My 4 year old got given one
Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp had an unprecedented outage yesterday, leaving the entire social media world shaken to the core. Millions
Holy shit. They’ve done it again. I didn’t think anything could top last years shit show, but it happened. Am I’m fucking thrilled to bits.
Ever since I was a little girl, I have always wanted to know what hot, decaying watermelon and rancid smoked duck breast smelled like after it had been in the car for a couple of days. And now I know. It isn’t good.
Ever since my kids grew out of those little seats at the front of the trolley, I have avoided having
I was really looking forward to this season’s Bachelor featuring the Honey Badger, Nick Cummins. But so far I’ve been
This week has been an utter joke for Australian politics and the entire country. Not since the cheezel coloured fuck-knuckle
Unless you have been living off the grid with no TV, or underneath a very large rock, you will have
Today I received my monthly bill for the incredibly crap NBN service from Optus. To my disgust, I found on
Today was the last day of School Holidays for my little Preppie. I’d love to say the last two weeks
I got called a horse-faced cunt today. By someone called Jessiika who was unhappy about a post that I didn’t
G’day Mister Maker, I have a bone to pick with you. Your hyped up enthusiasm and love for all things crafty
Ah, the Pap Smear. How I loathe you. In my advancing years, I have become much more selective about what
Nobody likes going to a public toilet, least of all me. Though I did have a boyfriend once that insisted
I’m taking a few nights off. I need a break. Why? Well after some pretty epic build up, I feel
This show is ruining my life!!! Not since the ALDI special buys have I become so addicted to something so
Well, haven’t we been given the best school introduction ever? Starting with last weeks broken arm (fuck you monkey bars)
I’m now the mother of a school kid, I cannot bloody believe it! I’m amazed for a number of reasons.
Not since I caved and bought Poopin’ Pup and a 5 pack of Hatchimals have I felt this much of a failure as a parent.
I’m not very good at relaxing, it’s never been one of my strengths. I am however very good at operating
I read a post by DaDMuM yesterday. He went on a bit of a rant about how unglamorous blogging can
I’ve got my rage on my friends. Old school style! It seems to have simmered down in recent months with
I’ve been hanging on by a thread for a new phone since mine took a dive in the pool in
My god. I have entered some entirely new dimension now my kids are a bit older. No longer do I
You all know I love Aldi. In fact, if I had to name my favourite store, it would probably win.
I just had gastro, in case you hadn’t heard. Who am I kidding, of course you heard! As soon as
I was up in my old hood last week, sweet old Sydney Town. And while I had fun catching up
This is why I don’t do politics or define myself as an activist. It’s precisely why I stick to educating
I would like to say a giant FUCK YOU to the 4 pack of Nanna’s apple pies I have crammed
I can never predict what is going to part the waters here at Fuck You Friday. Just when I think
Just when I think I have seen and heard it all, another trend comes along to blow all other stupid trends
I have a funky foot issue. An issue with my foot tissue. Tinea. And it’s fucking gross. Despite wearing thongs
I’ve wanted to say this for an awfully long time. Fuck you, Pauline Hanson. Over the last 20 years, I’ve
Fanny, Gash, Muff, Beaver, Bat Cave, Vajayjay, Beef Curtains, Badly Packed Kebab, Pussy, Snatch, Foo Foo, Front Bottom, Bearded Oyster.