As I start this sentence, I cannot believe I have to whinge about Optus again. But, yeah I can. I totally can.

Do you remember Susan in accounts? Well, my last rant must have really pissed her off, because she’s …

I went on my first camping trip in 14 years a few weeks ago. And this time I had to gear up. I had no tent to accommodate my little family, no sleeping mats, no sleeping bags and no Esky …

It’s Fuck You Friday! YEAH!!

Fuck you to these little fluffy chicken things. My 4 year old got given one by a friend at his Kindy, and let’s just say it caused all sorts of drama at Chateau Farks over …

Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp had an unprecedented outage yesterday, leaving the entire social media world shaken to the core. Millions of people worldwide had to go  back to basics and relearn simple skills that had once been considered normal.

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I just got back from a fabulous 2 week holiday in Vietnam. The Husband and I decided the kids were big enough for an Asian Adventure, so we packed our bags and set off.

Having travelled through South East Asia …

Ever since I was a little girl, I have always wanted to know what hot, decaying watermelon and rancid smoked duck breast smelled like after it had been in the car for a couple of days. And now I know.…

Ever since my kids grew out of those little seats at the front of the trolley, I have avoided having them with me in the supermarket unless I have had absolutely no choice.

Why? Because supermarkets are set up to …

I was really looking forward to this season’s Bachelor featuring the Honey Badger, Nick Cummins. But so far I’ve been left a bit cold. It’s just not grabbing my attention like the previous seasons have, though there have been a …

This week has been an utter joke for Australian politics and the entire country. Not since the cheezel coloured fuck-knuckle won the US Presidential election has there been a more embarrassing show of inadequacy.

Here’s every question and emotion us …

Unless you have been living off the grid with no TV, or underneath a very large rock, you will have been hearing about the single use plastic bag ban and how ordinary Australians have been going batshit crazy about it.  …

Today I received my monthly bill for the incredibly crap NBN service from Optus. To my disgust, I found on it a charge for non-direct debit. News to me, I’d never noticed that one before because the cunning bastards just …

Today was the last day of School Holidays for my little Preppie. I’d love to say the last two weeks have been amazing and we are high on life after the extra bonding time, but I’d be lying. A lot.…

I got called a horse-faced cunt today. By someone called Jessiika who was unhappy about a post that I didn’t write. I’ve been called many things in my time, but never a horse-faced cunt. It made my day complete.

These …

G’day Mister Maker, I have a bone to pick with you. Your hyped up enthusiasm and love for all things crafty has brainwashed my 5-year-old daughter. And I’m pissed.

No longer can I take a shit and throw out the …

Nobody likes going to a public toilet, least of all me. Though I did have a boyfriend once that insisted he poo at work so he “got paid for it”. He was quite a tight arse, but I saw his …

I’m taking a few nights off. I need a break. Why? Well after some pretty epic build up, I feel like the show is just ripping off the band-aid slowly and crushing everything we thought we knew about the series. …

Tracey takes the Deano home to meet her friends and they instantly take out their autograph books to get him to sign it for future Visionz eBay glory. They also look stoked to be around him.

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I’m now the  mother  of a school kid, I cannot bloody believe it!

I’m amazed for a number of reasons. The fact that my daughter is now 5 and in a school, and the fact that I managed to prepare …

I’m not very good at relaxing, it’s never been one of my strengths. I am however very good at operating on high speed for extended periods of time. In fact, I believe I thrive on chaos.  But everyone needs to …

I read a post by DaDMuM yesterday. He went on a bit of a rant about how unglamorous blogging can be and all the associated shit that comes along with it. He NAILED it. It was like he was inside …

I’ve got my rage on my friends. Old school style! It seems to have simmered down in recent months with a thing call happiness. But IT IS BACK BITCHES.

Recently I’ve been posting cocks in the mail. It’s not something …

My god. I have entered some entirely new dimension now my kids are a bit older.

No longer do I have to stop the bigger one from throwing baked bean cans at the baby.  I don’t have to keep an …

I would like to say a giant FUCK YOU to the 4 pack of Nanna’s apple pies I have crammed down my trap with ice cream over the past few days. Also deserving of a pointy middle finger is the …

I can never predict what is going to part the waters here at Fuck You Friday. Just when I think we are all one big happy family, I break out something that pisses some people who I have never heard …

Just when I think I have seen and heard it all, another trend comes along to blow all other stupid trends out of the water. And it involves our vaginas. Again.

This time it’s called Passion Dust and is a tiny suppository …

I have a funky foot issue. An issue with my foot tissue. Tinea. And it’s fucking gross.

Despite wearing thongs at the pool and drying in between my toes after a shower, I have this reoccurring fungus between my two …