I had a bit of a weird night last night. I don’t know if it’s the no sleep thing or

I had a bit of a weird night last night. I don’t know if it’s the no sleep thing or
You all know I am having some issues with my sleeping. Well if you didn’t, you do now. It sucks
When I was little my Mum always used to tell me that “Sticks and stones may break my bones but
A year ago a friend posted on her Facebook page about a terrible experience on a plane where she was
There have been a few anniversaries for me recently, but today marks 1 year since one of my most notorious
In the selfie age it’s hard to escape the fact that everyone holding a phone is holding a camera. The
12 months ago today I registered www.fuckyoufriday.com.au and decided I was going to write my rants every Friday. With the exception
If I have to hear about one more of my friends having their lives turned upside down by a cheating
Oh man, Santa was good to me at Christmas time. He gave me 5 extra kilos of chub that I
Guys. I am strapped for time as I am moving house today, so I will make this a neat and
It wouldn’t be Friday without some kind of drama to befall your friend Far Kew. But today I am wishing that
2016 has been a rough ride for many. As I reflect on my year and think about what I want 2017
Oh my god. Where to fucking start. I know, Christmas shopping can suck the world’s biggest bag of dicks until
When my first Womb Raider was born just over 4 years ago, this Elf on the Shelf phenomenon was really taking
Good god I’ve done it again. Somehow offended some people by posting a photo of an embroidered ovary dress. Shit. 8
So you crazy cats know I am currently house hunting for a Chateau befitting the family of Far Kew, The
I’m house hunting again, but this time for something to buy. And unfortunately because of the crazy marketplace here in
Well. SHIT. It happened. America spoke and they chose Donald Trump as the next President of the United States of
WHO’S TO BLAME FOR TRUMP? A QUESTION FOR THE GOOD PEOPLE OF AMERICA. Right now, amid the clamour of young liberals, armchair
What is it about fitting rooms that turns your reflection into a monster? The lights? The mirrors? Both? I fucking
I wondered if I would be able to write this week, because I am currently holidaying in a stunning resort
Everyone keeps telling me I should monetise this blog. EVERYONE. “Yeah, yeah” I tell them, “I didn’t get myself into
The world is abuzz with Fashion Week happening in some of the coolest cities on earth. The lights! The Glamour! The
I am sick of waiting for marriage equality. I am tired of hearing about this stupid plebiscite and l want
THE END Photo inspo/credit from http://theoatmeal.com/comics/making_things
Now that we’ve moved out of the rat hole, I had to buy a few small pieces of furniture to
Fuck You, Mother’s Day back in May, was me venting my frustration at the utter shite that was marketed towards us for
This has been a long time coming. I’m always nice when it comes to the anti science brigade because I
Over the last couple of years I’ve noticed things have taken a downward slide in the looks department. Parts of
Ah, Kim Kardashian. Famous for being famous. Love her or hate her, the world has never seen a celebrity this
Once upon a time there were two glorious boobies who sat proudly atop my chest, pushing their flawless faces towards the
Dear Slow Walkers I love that you like family time and feel the need to spread your entire clan six-across
Gastro is like the worst relationship you have ever had. One that you should never have gotten into in the
I wanted to hate this. There was a certain amount of validation in my refusal to download the game that
Man I love my kids. I would die for them without a second thought. But far out, being a mum
It happened again! I’ve upset some people and they’ve had a crack at poor old Far Kew. The reason? I made
Play Along With Sam on Foxtel is a pretty safe bet in my house where my kids and their TV
I go back and forth between Sydney and Melbourne fairly often. Sometimes I get lucky and I don’t bring my
Auto Correct, this thing is the bane of my ducking life. I rely on the word DUCK to write my
As many of you know, I’ve been given the arse from my rental property in Melbourne and we need to