Fuck You, Fitting Rooms.

What is it about fitting rooms that turns your reflection into a monster? The lights? The mirrors? Both?

I fucking hate them. And those 3 way mirrors? They can fuck off the most. Nobody wants to see their dimpled arse …

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5 Comments Add yours

  1. Oh you are so awesome. Can definitely relate! I am a slightly chubby short arse – I feel like the dresses I try on were created for ridiculous giraffe ladies.

    1. Far Kew says:

      Yep. In my case it’s ladies that have no boobs!!! FML

  2. BeckyB says:

    I totally agree, even at my smallest (before children) those hideous rooms make my skin look pasty, dimples appear where I swear there were no dimples before, and my undie line appears in everything. They’d sell a lot more if they used slightly dimmer lighting and skinny mirrors – it’s just common sense. Then to make things worse I’ll try and leave discreetly only to have a sales person say ‘How did you go!?’ and I’d sheepishly say I’ve changed my mind and get the hell out of there.

    1. Far Kew says:

      Absolutely!!!! I can’t even let the sales assistants see my tears.

  3. Cilla says:

    You are legit awesome.

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