WTF Wednesday started early on Good Friday when some sad fucker from Orange decided it was a good idea to go out driving fully naked and do who-knows-what to himself with a sex toy. He got pulled over by the cops because he was driving extremely slowly and they thought it looked a bit suspicious. The name of the police operation that caught him? Operation Tortoise. I kid you not.
I did a bit of a google search and driving with sex toys is not as uncommon as you might think. Just check out this page of options.
I wondered if this guy had some doubts about himself after being caught. So I consulted google and was shocked at the plethora of articles at my disposal.
Another quick search and I try and find out if it is alright to use the Japanese type of hole warmer toys. I didn’t click on any of the links but it sure was disturbing.
Anyway. This all took me back to a time I went to Japan and found all this lost in translation shit. Like this delightful confectionary item. Yummy. I certainly do like my collon extra creamy, don’t you?
Then there is this guy who really got into the Easter spirit for breaking the record for the most number of Cadbury Creme Eggs up the bum. For real. And it’s front page news.
He looks like a good guy. I’d let him babysit my kids for sure…..
I hope you all had a cracking Easter (pun fully intended) and I look forward to providing your weekly rant in a few days time.
Hoppy Hump Day *chortle*.