It’s no secret I fucking hate kale.
And I can tell you I have received no less than about 27 emails this week from people wanting to show me foodstuffs with kale in it. Thanks…..
This one made me throw up a little in my mouth because it’s combining kale with another food I cannot fucking stand. Quinoa.
Sadly, the creator of this giant mess has added my favourite food (prawns) to it making it totally inedible. Fuck you whoever came up with this pile of shit excuse for a meal.
- 1/4 cup quinoa
- 1/2 cup water chestnuts (canned, sliced)
- 1/2 lemon juice
- 6 prawns (peeled & de-veined)
- 1 bunch kale (washed, stems removed)
- salt (to taste)
- black pepper (to taste)
- crushed red pepper flakes (to taste)
THROW IT ALL IN THE FUCKING BIN AND ORDER PIZZA.