Oh god. It’s been a year since I exposed the shithouse presents available for Mums around the world and plunged

Oh god. It’s been a year since I exposed the shithouse presents available for Mums around the world and plunged
I have been a mother for 1682 days. I have changed countless nappies, fully toilet trained one kid and am
My oldest Womb Raider who is now 4 had the biggest meltdown I have ever seen the other day. I
There have been a few anniversaries for me recently, but today marks 1 year since one of my most notorious
In the selfie age it’s hard to escape the fact that everyone holding a phone is holding a camera. The
Oh man, Santa was good to me at Christmas time. He gave me 5 extra kilos of chub that I
It wouldn’t be Friday without some kind of drama to befall your friend Far Kew. But today I am wishing that
Oh my god. Where to fucking start. I know, Christmas shopping can suck the world’s biggest bag of dicks until
When my first Womb Raider was born just over 4 years ago, this Elf on the Shelf phenomenon was really taking
I’m house hunting again, but this time for something to buy. And unfortunately because of the crazy marketplace here in
Once upon a time there were two glorious boobies who sat proudly atop my chest, pushing their flawless faces towards the
Dear Slow Walkers I love that you like family time and feel the need to spread your entire clan six-across
Gastro is like the worst relationship you have ever had. One that you should never have gotten into in the
Man I love my kids. I would die for them without a second thought. But far out, being a mum
I go back and forth between Sydney and Melbourne fairly often. Sometimes I get lucky and I don’t bring my
Auto Correct, this thing is the bane of my ducking life. I rely on the word DUCK to write my
As many of you know, I’ve been given the arse from my rental property in Melbourne and we need to
This morning, once I shipped the kids off to daycare, I went to the bathroom where I knew I would
I’m at the stage now where one of my kids is old enough to have proper friends and invitations to
Fuck You, Chicken Skin Handbag. When my second womb raider was born I was delighted to find out I had
I simply cannot deal with those who can’t park to save themselves. The Westfield’s of Australia have saved me some pain by installing
Having not grown up in the Himalayan mountains, I am unfamiliar with salt mines.I grew up with the big white