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Fuck You Friday

Because life can get very fucking irritating.

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Fuck You (again), Mother’s Day.

May 12, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 5 comments

Oh god. It’s been a year since I exposed the shithouse presents available for Mums around the world and plunged

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Fuck You, Toilet Training.

April 21, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

I have been a mother for 1682 days. I have changed countless nappies, fully toilet trained one kid and am

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Fuck You, Poopin’ Pup.

April 7, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

My oldest Womb Raider who is now 4 had the biggest meltdown I have ever seen the other day. I

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Fuck You, THE END.

March 9, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

There have been a few anniversaries for me recently, but today marks 1 year since one of my most notorious

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Fuck You, Bad Photos.

March 3, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

In the selfie age it’s hard to escape the fact that everyone holding a phone is holding a camera. The

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Fuck You, Cuntry Road Fat Pants.

February 3, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 2 comments

Oh man, Santa was good to me at Christmas time. He gave me 5 extra kilos of chub that I

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Fuck You, small but insanely painful injuries.

January 6, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 6 comments

It wouldn’t be Friday without some kind of drama to befall your friend Far Kew. But today I am wishing that

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Fuck You, Christmas Shopping.

December 16, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 4 comments

Oh my god. Where to fucking start. I know, Christmas shopping can suck the world’s biggest bag of dicks until

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Fuck You, Elf on the Shelf.

December 8, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 2 comments

When my first Womb Raider was born just over 4 years ago, this Elf on the Shelf phenomenon was really taking

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Fuck You, Real Estate Ads.

November 18, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 4 comments

I’m house hunting again, but this time for something to buy.  And unfortunately because of the crazy marketplace here in

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Fuck You, Saggy Boobs.

August 16, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

Once upon a time there were two glorious boobies who sat proudly atop my chest, pushing their flawless faces towards the

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Fuck You, Slow Walkers.

August 12, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 6 comments

Dear Slow Walkers I love that you like family time and feel the need to spread your entire clan six-across

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Fuck You, Gastro.

August 4, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 4 comments

Gastro is like the worst relationship you have ever had. One that you should never have gotten into in the

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Fuck You, Smells of Parenthood.

July 15, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 7 comments

Man I love my kids. I would die for them without a second thought. But far out, being a mum

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Fuck You, Travelling With Kids.

June 30, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 2 comments

I go back and forth between Sydney and Melbourne fairly often. Sometimes I get lucky and I don’t bring my

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Duck You, Auto Correct.

June 23, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

Auto Correct, this thing is the bane of my ducking life. I rely on the word DUCK to write my

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Fuck You, House Hunting. 

June 16, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

As many of you know, I’ve been given the arse from my rental property in Melbourne and we need to

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Fuck You, Costco.

June 15, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 7 comments

This morning, once I shipped the kids off to daycare, I went to the bathroom where I knew I would

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Fuck You, Indoor Play Centres.

June 10, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

I’m at the stage now where one of my kids is old enough to have proper friends and invitations to

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Fuck You, Chicken Skin Handbag.

June 8, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

Fuck You, Chicken Skin Handbag. When my second womb raider was born I was delighted to find out I had

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Fuck You, Bad Parkers.

May 29, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorized 2 comments

I simply cannot deal with those who can’t park to save themselves. The Westfield’s of Australia have saved me some pain by installing

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FUCK YOU Himalayan Black Salt

March 4, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorized 5 comments

Having not grown up in the Himalayan mountains, I am unfamiliar with salt mines.I grew up with the big white

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