Self-serve checkouts, I fucking hate them. They make me murderous because 9 times out of 10 I get “Unexpected item

Self-serve checkouts, I fucking hate them. They make me murderous because 9 times out of 10 I get “Unexpected item
The Fun Police were out in fucking force yesterday. Otherwise known as the admin team from a Facebook group called
Oh my god, where to fucking start. Aldi, I heart you. You do what it says on the box and provide
It’s no secret I fucking hate kale. And I can tell you I have received no less than about 27
Having not grown up in the Himalayan mountains, I am unfamiliar with salt mines.I grew up with the big white
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Fuck you for leaving me sitting there with my feet marinating in lukewarm water while you went and ate your
I don’t need a fucking turd surprise jumping out at me when I lift the lid! I have to surf
I cannot make friends with you. I just can’t. I’ve tried eating you in salads, juicing you and making chips
FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.
Bruce Remmer gave up a high paid job in the corporate world to start a new career as a professional