Fuck You Friday

This installment of WTF Wednesday seems to have a bit of an animal theme. Ace from Perth sent me this

Yesterday I was cursing the school holidays as I spent hours stuck in traffic which eventually forced me to stop for a snack in one of the richest suburbs of Melbourne. 2 coffees, a quiche and half a baguette cost $30 and we never reached our destination.

This Fuck You Friday Blog started about 3 weeks ago when I gave the middle finger to the North Shore Mums Facebook group. It went viral ( 173,000 hits and counting) and I was thrust into the spotlight.

WTF Wednesday started early on Good Friday when some sad fucker from Orange decided it was a good idea to go out

Instagram. When I first heard of it I was unconvinced. I really didn’t think it would become as huge as

I am one of millions of Telstra customers who foolishly believed “You get what you pay for” when it comes

  Thank you to everyone who has been sending in these for WTF Wednesday. Enjoy! Genetically modified crops will kill

I grew up in the 70’s when Suimin instant noodles in those styrofoam cups were considered pretty exotic. Fluorescent pink

It’s Fuck You Friday! YEAH!!! If the shocking victories in this week’s Super Tuesday 2 are anything to go by,

WTF Wednesday is what we all need while we wait for Fuck You Friday.

Here are the ones that had me floored. I mean actually saying WTF. I wasn’t able to stick to just 3 so I just changed the rules. Because I can do whatever the hell I like on here and can’t get kicked out. HAHAHAHAHA The power!

The other day I had a fantastic lady from the USA who will remain nameless send me a PM that

Check out the podcast Woog & Berry from Mrs Woog @ Woogworld featuring my fine self. I come on at 32.30.

Don’t let the fact that the online articles are often riddled with mistakes and half-truths fool you. This is the

Self-serve checkouts, I fucking hate them. They make me murderous because 9 times out of 10 I get “Unexpected item

The Fun Police were out in fucking force yesterday. Otherwise known as the admin team from a Facebook group called

Oh my god, where to fucking start. Aldi, I heart you.  You do what it says on the box and provide

It’s no secret I fucking hate kale. And I can tell you I have received no less than about 27

Buy it on eBay and be part of history Like me on Facebook

Fuck you for leaving me sitting there with my feet marinating in lukewarm water while you went and ate your

I don’t need a fucking turd surprise jumping out at me when I lift the lid! I have to surf

I cannot make friends with you. I just can’t. I’ve tried eating you in salads, juicing you and making chips