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Fuck You Friday

Because life can get very fucking irritating.

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Fuck You, Amazing Crystal Garden.

May 26, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 11 comments

I got this thing the other day that I thought my kids would LOVE. It is called “The Amazing Crystal

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Fuck You (again), Mother’s Day.

May 12, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 5 comments

Oh god. It’s been a year since I exposed the shithouse presents available for Mums around the world and plunged

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A letter from Far Kew to you.

April 28, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 7 comments

Ever since I started this blog I have been asked if I consider myself a writer, and the answer is

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Fuck You, Toilet Training.

April 21, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

I have been a mother for 1682 days. I have changed countless nappies, fully toilet trained one kid and am

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Fuck You, Good Friday.

April 14, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

Does Good Friday always turn out to be good? Or does it just feel that way because the Thursday before

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Fuck You, Poopin’ Pup.

April 7, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

My oldest Womb Raider who is now 4 had the biggest meltdown I have ever seen the other day. I

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The End. For Now.

March 31, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

I had a bit of a weird night last night. I don’t know if it’s the no sleep thing or

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Fuck You, Flat Sheets.

March 31, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

You all know I am having some issues with my sleeping. Well if you didn’t, you do now. It sucks

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Fuck You, Fat Shamers.

March 26, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 2 comments

When I was little my Mum always used to tell me that “Sticks and stones may break my bones but

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Fuck You, Breastfeeding Shamers.

March 14, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

A year ago a friend posted on her Facebook page about a terrible experience on a plane where she was

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Fuck You, THE END.

March 9, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

There have been a few anniversaries for me recently, but today marks 1 year since one of my most notorious

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Fuck You, Bad Photos.

March 3, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

In the selfie age it’s hard to escape the fact that everyone holding a phone is holding a camera. The

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Happy Fucking Birthday.

March 3, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

12 months ago today I registered www.fuckyoufriday.com.au and decided I was going to write my rants every Friday. With the exception

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Fuck You, Cheating Bastards.

February 24, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

If I have to hear about one more of my friends having their lives turned upside down by a cheating

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Fuck You, Cuntry Road Fat Pants.

February 3, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 2 comments

Oh man, Santa was good to me at Christmas time. He gave me 5 extra kilos of chub that I

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Fuck You, mind numbingly boring Facebook feed.

January 20, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

Guys. I am strapped for time as I am moving house today, so I will make this a neat and

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Fuck You, small but insanely painful injuries.

January 6, 2017 Far Kew Uncategorised 6 comments

It wouldn’t be Friday without some kind of drama to befall your friend Far Kew. But today I am wishing that

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Fuck You, Daily Mail.

December 29, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

2016 has been a rough ride for many. As I reflect on my year and think about what I want 2017

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Fuck You, Christmas Shopping.

December 16, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 4 comments

Oh my god. Where to fucking start. I know, Christmas shopping can suck the world’s biggest bag of dicks until

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Fuck You, Elf on the Shelf.

December 8, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 2 comments

When my first Womb Raider was born just over 4 years ago, this Elf on the Shelf phenomenon was really taking

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Bye Felicia.

November 24, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

Good god I’ve done it again. Somehow offended some people by posting a photo of an embroidered ovary dress. Shit. 8

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What’s in a name?

November 23, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 4 comments

So you crazy cats know I am currently house hunting for a Chateau befitting the family of Far Kew, The

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Fuck You, Real Estate Ads.

November 18, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 4 comments

I’m house hunting again, but this time for something to buy.  And unfortunately because of the crazy marketplace here in

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Fuck You, Donald Trump. 5 Reasons Why The World is Doomed.

November 11, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

Well. SHIT. It happened.  America spoke and they chose Donald Trump as the next President of the United States of

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Fuck You 46.9% of America

November 11, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 3 comments

WHO’S TO BLAME FOR TRUMP? A QUESTION FOR THE GOOD PEOPLE OF AMERICA. Right now, amid the clamour of young liberals, armchair

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Fuck You, Fitting Rooms.

November 4, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 5 comments

What is it about fitting rooms that turns your reflection into a monster? The lights? The mirrors? Both? I fucking

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Fuck You, Code Brown.

October 27, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 2 comments

I wondered if I would be able to write this week, because I am currently holidaying in a stunning resort

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Fuck You, Google.

October 7, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 2 comments

Everyone keeps telling me I should monetise this blog. EVERYONE. “Yeah, yeah” I tell them, “I didn’t get myself into

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Jackets without arms in them. Why this shit trend must die.

September 27, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

The world is abuzz with Fashion Week happening in some of the coolest cities on earth. The lights! The Glamour! The

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Fuck You, Marriage Inequality.

September 22, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 3 comments

I am sick of waiting for marriage equality. I am tired of hearing about this stupid plebiscite and l want

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Fuck You, Writers Block.

September 16, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 2 comments

                          THE END Photo inspo/credit from http://theoatmeal.com/comics/making_things

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Fuck You, Flat Pack.

September 9, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 6 comments

Now that we’ve moved out of the rat hole, I had to buy a few small pieces of furniture to

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Fuck You, Father’s Day.

September 2, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 4 comments

Fuck You, Mother’s Day back in May, was me venting my frustration at the utter shite that was marketed towards us for

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Fuck You, Anti Vaxxers.

August 26, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 143 comments

This has been a long time coming. I’m always nice when it comes to the anti science brigade because I

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What Then, If We’re Not Beautiful?

August 25, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

Over the last couple of years I’ve noticed things have taken a downward slide in the looks department. Parts of

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5 Reasons Why I Think Kim Kardashian is Dangerous

August 20, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

Ah, Kim Kardashian. Famous for being famous. Love her or hate her, the world has never seen a celebrity this

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Fuck You, Saggy Boobs.

August 16, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised Leave a comment

Once upon a time there were two glorious boobies who sat proudly atop my chest, pushing their flawless faces towards the

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Fuck You, Slow Walkers.

August 12, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 6 comments

Dear Slow Walkers I love that you like family time and feel the need to spread your entire clan six-across

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Fuck You, Gastro.

August 4, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised 4 comments

Gastro is like the worst relationship you have ever had. One that you should never have gotten into in the

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Fuck You, Pokémon Go.

July 29, 2016 Far Kew Uncategorised One comment

I wanted to hate this. There was a certain amount of validation in my refusal to download the game that

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