Fuck You, Toilet Training.

I have been a mother for 1682 days. I have changed countless nappies, fully toilet trained one kid and am just about done with the other one. The end is in sight! But I’ve still got a way to go. …

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  1. I feel your pain. My youngest is in the middle of this and occasionally punishes me by dropping trou and peeing on the floor. And then splash-running in it all over until I lose my fucking mind and yell loud enough to make her realize, “Whoops, pushed Mum too far again!” and then stands there watching me mop. Gahhhhhh. Potty training sucks ass and a half.

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