FUCK YOU to the Asian pedicure place.


Fuck you for leaving me sitting there with my feet marinating in lukewarm water while you went and ate your lunch.
You electrocuted my asshole! And not in a good way!
It’s bad enough that I risk infection by getting

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  1. I also say Fuck You! to the pedicure place since the time I soaked my feet in the bath of foot rot death and the Manicurist (I use the term loosely as I suspect she was a beauty school drop out) munched on an apple in one hand with my foot in the other. These days I wear my dinosaur feet with pride.

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