Fuck You, Smells of Parenthood.

Man I love my kids. I would die for them without a second thought. But far out, being a mum is tainted with some pretty fucked up fragrances isn’t it?

My three year old proudly told me this morning that …

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  1. Sarah says:

    Fairly sure there is a apple fermenting somewhere in my house. I’m trying to find it, but to no avail 🙁

  2. Char says:

    The smell of pubescent boys in a small car before they’ve discovered the heady joys of Lynx bodyspray after a hot day at school – especially if they LOVE sport at lunch. The smell of pubescent boys in a small car after they’ve discovered the joys of Lynx bodyspray after a hot day at school – especially if they LOVE sport at lunch. And the smell of their soccer bags that they keep their unwashed socks and shinpads in at the end of the six month soccer season. It honestly smells like all the male tom cats in the city have converged just to pee in that bag. Oh, and the toilet when boys are learning to pee standing up and they have a poor sense of direction.

    1. Far Kew says:

      That’s a big Fuck You to testosterone that I have coming up in about 12 years….

  3. Oh there’s also the ‘we forgot about the wet bathers from swimming lessons from like a week ago’ smell!
    You usually don’t find them until the day of the next swimming lesson…
    I actually think a t-shirt design based on that spectacular baby spew would be hilarious and amazing and I’d buy it for every new parent I know!

    1. Far Kew says:

      I think it’s a good Xmas stocking stuffer for sure.

  4. Liesel says:

    The fart under the duvet when he’s snuggled close to me. Always in winter when the bed is warm. Yummy.

    1. Far Kew says:

      The classic Dutch oven!

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