Fuck You, School Holidays.


Yesterday I was cursing the school holidays as I spent hours stuck in traffic which eventually forced me to stop for a snack in one of the richest suburbs of Melbourne. 2 coffees, a quiche and half a baguette cost …

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  1. binkz says:

    severed arse artery…… the best. But the proximity of the facilities to the function room is a huge selling point!

    1. Far Kew says:

      I guess there is that. Once you’ve drunk enough to break the seal it is just a short stroll….

  2. yespeasmumma says:

    BAhahaha! WTF is with the function room outside the toilets. This place sounds all class. Thanks for the recommendation. I am so not going.

    Funny as post!

    1. Far Kew says:

      Wasn’t one of our greatest adventures, but we must press on!

  3. Jase Gram says:

    Loved the writing memoirs in prison line. Very clever

    1. Far Kew says:

      I made sure I took some home as I reckon a Far Kew memoir would be the logical next step.

  4. I always hesitate to use the F Word, in my blogs. Maybe I shouldn’t.

  5. Hello, yahoo lead me here, keep up nice work.

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