F*ck You, Random Things You (Shouldn’t) Put In Your Fanny.

Fanny, Gash, Muff, Beaver, Bat Cave, Vajayjay, Beef Curtains, Badly Packed Kebab, Pussy, Snatch, Foo Foo, Front Bottom, Bearded Oyster. There are dozens of creative names for the humble vagina, which is enjoying an alarming resurgence in popularity as a …

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  1. After I had my first baby and was ripped and cut to shreds, the hospital physio helpfully told me vaginas had all kinds of weird things put in and out of them all the time, including hair brushes and razor blades, and mine would eventually feel normal again. It never did by the way. Nor did the rest of my body. But anyway. I also don’t get the current obsession with cleansing, steaming and tightening vaginas, as if there is something dirty and wrong with them. Don’t get me started on plastic surgery. And wasps? FFS!

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