Fuck You, Mister Maker.


G’day Mister Maker, I have a bone to pick with you. Your hyped up enthusiasm and love for all things crafty has brainwashed my 5-year-old daughter. And I’m pissed.

No longer can I take a shit and throw out the …

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3 Comments Add yours

  1. Nicole says:

    HAHA lifted my shit day to a way better level. Far Kew delivers again. Thanks so much xx

    1. Far Kew says:

      You are so very welcome!

  2. Jane says:

    Just had a great laugh when I was reading this – until I saw the ‘creations and I started to cry and laugh because my daughter is 10 and there is a creation in her room like this that I can’t freaking chuck out! Very funny. Thank you.

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