This show is ruining my life!!! Not since the ALDI special buys have I become so addicted to something so bad for me.
This is the first season I have ever watched, and BOY has it delivered the goods. So why is it so addictive? Well, the producers have given us a real cross-section of humanity to live vicariously through, with explosive results.
They’ve given us a villain so unbelievable she makes Cersei Lannister look kind.
And a normal woman who actually wanted a husband but got loaded with someone who liked to play dead.
But that didn’t stop the awesome Jo from enjoying the honeymoon she thought he was enjoying too….at the time….
They gave us Visionz. Which we wish we could give back.
And they even gave us a human soft serve. Who likes women who like boats, but doesn’t yet own a boat.
They gave us Jessica Rabbit in actual human form.
And the very real possibility of Wogorigines. And some weird table dancing….
They found the next Bachelor. With the worst poker face in the entire world.
Seriously. The WORST poker face in the entire world.
And even a Gelfling Queen.
Who had to put up with the love child of Jim Carrey and Dr Chris Brown…..
Then there was the guy who has slept with over 200 women but wouldn’t sleep with his own wife. But then he did. And told her he wasn’t that into her. Smooth.
I’m in hook line and sinker, I simply cannot look away. The Husband hates me because I am in a trance four nights a week, but this sort of shit doesn’t come along every day. It’s car crash telly at its very finest.
And I don’t even want to think how much wine I’ve been drinking to accompany each episode. It can’t be much…..
Fuck You Married at First Sight, you are simply TOO good. Real or not real we are lapping it up like the puppets that you know we are, being not-so-gently lead along with each new storyline. It’s SICK. You are showing Australia the very best and worst of relationships and serving it up on a golden ratings plater which I am ashamed to admit I’m powerless to resist.
FUCK YOU (can’t wait until Sunday).
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