Fuck You, Gastro.


Gastro is like the worst relationship you have ever had. One that you should never have gotten into in the first place, but did so against your better judgement (and the pleading of your friends and family).

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  1. Same over here these last few weeks says:

    I didn’t even notice! I had two weeks of my own gastro hell in the form of a 12 month old and a 3 year old taking hold of the bug – seperately of course. The 12month old took it all in his stride. He even seemed to enjoy his 2 night stay (not consecutive of course – he pretended he was better just to keep me on my game).
    Just when all was well, with number 2, number 1 gets his turn. I should have known something was up when he marched himself back to bed at 9am. He heard that was number 2 was heading out to playgroup so decided all was well. All seemed well for a while and I even indulged his want for a bus trip. He decided that the bus stop would be the perfect place to commence a 2 day expulsion from every orifice. I was just thankful it was not on the bus. Surely as the bus arrived, number 2 decided he was indeed fine to board, despite having vomit all over his shoes and my leg. Luckily common sense and I had made friends at that point and it was straight home for more, holding his head over the toilet like a girlfriend who’s gone too hrs on the midori and lemonade.

    1. Far Kew says:

      Hold the hair!! hahahah the ultimate test of a true friend.

  2. Mike says:

    And fuck you public hospitals. Because every kid in there was holding a bucket. I think we dodged a massive poo bullet this week. Unfortunately for the rest of the East Coast, they weren’t so lucky.

    1. Far Kew says:

      It sounds so foul! I am glad I is better x

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