Fuck You, Flat Pack.

Now that we’ve moved out of the rat hole, I had to buy a few small pieces of furniture to spruce up the new place. One of them was a little storage cabinet for each of the Womb Raiders bedrooms. …

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6 Comments Add yours

  1. Sarah says:

    Brilliant. Fucking brilliant

  2. Removalists won’t touch IKEA wardrobes because they are so flimsy – they don’t want to get blamed for breaking stuff! Perhaps a sign of the quality.

  3. Janelle says:

    True! All true! We built a friggin kitchen out of those flat packs! Just getting that shit out of the place, into the trailer and out of the underground car park was a mission I will never forget, not to mention the fights putting it together!

    1. Far Kew says:

      I don’t think I could handle a kitchen. I’m sure my marriage wouldn’t survive!

  4. IKEA is better in HK.. says:

    In Hong Kong you can add 10% to your bill and have the folk who deliver it assemble it. They’re so well bearded in flat pack it’s usually done in 10 minutes! So I guess that’s small compensation for packing the stuff in a flat that’s the size of most AUSSIE lounge rooms but costs the same as a Sydney beachside mansion.

    1. Far Kew says:

      I would happily pay someone take away the nightmare that is flat pack!

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