Fuck You, Father’s Day.

Fuck You, Mother’s Day back in May, was me venting my frustration at the utter shite that was marketed towards us for this special Hallmark Holiday. Well folks, I’m sorry to tell you that it doesn’t get any fucking better for Father’s …

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  1. Noooooo! Not a dance mat contest!!!

    I can’t stand anything that’s gender based quite honestly. Ever tried to find a birthday card for someone that isn’t completely fucking sexist and weird? Like WTF.

    Not every man wants a joke about tits or beer. Not every woman gives a shit about girly shit like shopping and stuff. GRRR.

  2. Uninspired says:

    In the way of gifts, my dad likes licorice and other chocolate, books, hugs and not much else, so he usually gets those three times a year every year (Birthday, Christmas and Fathers Day). But once every five or ten years I strike gold, so this year he will luck out with tix to see his favourite AFL team play his second favourite AFL team in the first round of the finals. By Christmas we’ll be back to normal.
    Poor mum, on the other hand, hasn’t had a truly good gift since I worked at a jewellery shop 8 years ago and found the perfect piece for her. Fingers crossed something comes up in the next few months. 🙂

  3. Becky says:

    Bahahaha!!! I sooo got my hubby tradie underwear last year! This year.. I won’t lie. Socks. But I swear he has been asking for them. The liquorice thing made me snort with laughter, haha! 🙂

  4. Hahaha … I think most Dads would rather starch their own shirts than play a game on a dance mat with their kids. And I could imagine the reaction if the kids gave their Dad a hair/beard dye! We actually have spent weeks looking for the perfect gift for their Dad and come up with nothing. I actually suggested putting together a photo board for him but they said he wouldn’t have room to put it and a photo book would be ‘lame’. He’s diabetic so he can’t have sweets, and he has a wife so he’d hate us choosing his clothes. They are making him something instead so I hope he will like that. (But the licorice? Mr 15 saw that and asked if HE could have one. He LOVES licorice. Go figure.)

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