Fuck You, Costco.

This morning, once I shipped the kids off to daycare, I went to the bathroom where I knew I would have some uninterrupted toilet time and a shower. But my plans unravelled as I realised after the fact that we …

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7 Comments Add yours

  1. Amy says:

    Who Gives a Crap – never run out of toilet paper again AND feel good about saving the planet!

    1. Far Kew says:

      I’m looking it up now!

  2. George Kalis says:

    Gold Mel pure Gold. How did you end up wiping the ……???

    1. Far Kew says:

      What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom. I’ll never tell.

  3. CJ says:

    What a pile of horse shit. Nobody held a gun to your head and made you buy all that crap. And bagels are fucking delicious, so fuck YOU. Buy some fucking cream cheese and give them a chance.

    1. Far Kew says:

      I think they put something in the aircon that made me open my wallet and yell “shut up and take my money!”

  4. Troy says:

    Fuck you Costco and all your coroprate bullshit you bully customers with. Canceled my membership after years of dealing with these assholes and finally free of all their bullshit.

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