Fuck You, Christmas Shopping.

Oh my god. Where to fucking start. I know, Christmas shopping can suck the world’s biggest bag of dicks until it chokes on the dicks and dies a horrible death.

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4 Comments Add yours

  1. Cilla says:

    I’m off to Bali. We have no children. The adults don’t get Xmas presents. It’s win win. 2016 can suck a bag of dicks.

    1. Far Kew says:

      Love this!

  2. Tegan says:

    I thought that your comment about the reindeer heads said they’d cut off Rudolph’s dick and stuck it to the wall. I spent entirely too much time staring at those demented fuckers trying to work out how they looked like dicks lol!

    1. Far Kew says:

      Great for kids!! Not!

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