This week has been an utter joke for Australian politics and the entire country. Not since the cheezel coloured fuck-knuckle won the US Presidential election has there been a more embarrassing show of inadequacy.
Here’s every question and emotion us regular Australians have felt over the past couple of days.
The “OMFG, Not This Shit Again” emotion.
The “Fuck, I Hope My Address Is Updated With The AEC” emotion.
Oh, of course, it is. Because the last election was FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AGO!
The “FARKING YASSS!! Peter Dutton Is Not Prime Minister!” emotion.
Followed by the “Fuck My Life, Who Is This Blow In?” emotion.
The ” Julie Bishop Would Have Been Acceptable, Why Didn’t You Pick Her?” emotion.
Followed by the “I Bet Julia Gillard is Pissing Herself Right Now” emotion.
Yep. It’s been a real mixed bag this week. Suddenly, itchy twitter fingers and my-button-is-bigger-than-your-button headlines seem to pale into insignificance compared to Canberra’s dick-swinging-tool fest.
What’s coming next? Who the fuck knows. But I’m guessing the New Zealand property market is about to get a bit of a boost.