Fuck You (again), Mother’s Day.

Oh god. It’s been a year since I exposed the shithouse presents available for Mums around the world and plunged the sales of Peruvian Potato Farming fashion into the ground.

Am I sorry? Fuck no. I consider this a community …

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5 Comments Add yours

  1. Cassie says:

    Can I start by saying I fucking love you… the fact that you found a present labelled ‘the ultimate screw’ and it actually doesn’t get you off, really does make it the fucking worst present ever made…. except that it does open wine so maybe there is a light at the end of that tunnel…. but come the fuck on Farkew there’s a lot more to you than witty negative banter, and if you’re re-issuing the same thing one year on then maybe it’s time to change your ‘tude? keep up the cynicism but embrace who you are too, a mum… you can be both and love a little of neither….

    1. Far Kew says:

      I can tell you about the perfect bedtime I had where the kids kissed me and put away their toys? Nah…boring!

  2. Jen says:

    I just saw a TV add for a $900 diamond ring with a son saying something along the lines of ‘I know you said don’t get you anything, but even more the reason to get you something special’ !!!!

    1. Far Kew says:

      Because everyone has a spare $900!

  3. I would love a screw! If it helps, I think advertisers are guilting kids out. The ads showing them giving their mothers jewellery and saying: ‘Because she’s my Mum and I love her’. My kids get upset because they think it insinuates that kid who can’t afford to buy their mums jewellery don’t love them!

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