It happened again! I’ve upset some people and they’ve had a crack at poor old Far Kew. The reason? I made a joke about Pete Evans and his bountiful chest wig. I’m a bad, bad, bad girl.
In an activated almond shell, here is what went down.
Paleo Petey caused a bit of friction with some comments about sunscreen being evil. Sure, it may have been taken out of context and he’s not exactly wrong about the dodgy chemicals. But, as usual, the way he went about sharing his information was not exactly responsible. In comes yours truly with a light hearted gag about Pete not needing sunscreen (because his hairy chest wig will protect him from the elements), and WW3 breaks out.
Here is what I will say. Haters gonna hate, it’s happened before and I dare say it will happen again. But really, grow a fucking sense of humour. The same people bashing me for being so mean and nasty are being quite mean and nasty! See the irony here? I even had one person screen grab themselves unfollowing me to perhaps gain some validation. “I’ll show Far Kew! That evil, rat killing bitch.” One like. Drama Llama much? Oh well, Jerry Maguire only needed one person to follow him.
These ridiculous comments are like a red rag to a bull. But since it’s not really a good news week for the matadors of the world, I’ll just leave you with this. Always question everything. Someone who up until very recently was best-known for making exceptional pizzas, is all of a sudden preaching VERY enthusiastically about all kinds of health topics, after completing a 12 month course. That is suspicious to me. Sure, I might be bitter that he’s ruined the world with the weed that is Kale, but this simple fact remains. It is always about the bottom line. $$$$$. Cash money. Big pharma, natural remedies, Paleo Pete and everyone in between. Unless you are swapping bunches of kale grown in your own excrement over the back fence with your neighbour for a basket of eggs, be wary. Get all the facts and make up your own mind. All I did was make a silly joke about some hair…..
Anyway, I realised the badness of my ways. I’m sick, I clearly need help. I called Pete Evans and he is totally cool with it, we’ve buried the hatchet and it’s all good. He wanted me to share this Perineum steaming recipe with you because that’s what got him over the events of last night.
1/4 cup activated almonds
Full bunch of kale, diced
3 litres of bone broth
Gently simmer ingredients in a clay pot until the steam rising is even and you can see it forming into kale shaped puffs.
Empty into Ikea potty and ease yourself onto the top, being careful not to burn your chicken skin handbag or vag.
Sit for approximately 5 minutes, or until you’ve gotten the fuck over yourself.
NB: For very strong emotions or repeated self-righteous actions, sit for half an hour.