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Fuck You Friday

Because life can get very fucking irritating.

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Why We All Needed The Northern Beaches Scrag Fight In Our Lives.

January 31, 2020 Far Kew Fuck You Friday Leave a comment

This week something amazing happened. Something that breathed life back into this sour old cow. Because for every minute I

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Fuck You, Random Disappointed People.

August 9, 2019 Far Kew Fuck You Friday One comment

I got unfollowed again last night. I say ‘again’ because it happens all the time, though I don’t usually get told about it. It comes with the territory.

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Fuck You Optus. Again.

June 28, 2019 Far Kew Fuck You Friday Leave a comment

As I start this sentence, I cannot believe I have to whinge about Optus again. But, yeah I can. I

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Fuck You, Camping.

May 31, 2019 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised One comment

I went on my first camping trip in 14 years a few weeks ago. And this time I had to

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Fuck You, Easter Chickens.

April 5, 2019 Far Kew Fuck You Friday One comment

It’s Fuck You Friday! YEAH!! Fuck you to these little fluffy chicken things. My 4 year old got given one

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Fuck You, Facebook. Skills We Had To Relearn During The Outage.

March 15, 2019 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised Leave a comment

Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp had an unprecedented outage yesterday, leaving the entire social media world shaken to the core. Millions

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Fuck You Married At First Sight 2019

February 8, 2019 Far Kew Fuck You Friday 2 comments

Holy shit. They’ve done it again. I didn’t think anything could top last years shit show, but it happened. Am I’m fucking thrilled to bits.

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Fuck You, Kids Lunchboxes.

October 19, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday Leave a comment

Ever since I was a little girl, I have always wanted to know what hot, decaying watermelon and rancid smoked duck breast smelled like after it had been in the car for a couple of days. And now I know.
It isn’t good.

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Fuck You, Kids In Supermarkets.

September 21, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 4 comments

Ever since my kids grew out of those little seats at the front of the trolley, I have avoided having

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Fuck You, The Bachelor.

September 7, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 2 comments

I was really looking forward to this season’s Bachelor featuring the Honey Badger, Nick Cummins. But so far I’ve been

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Fuck You, Australian Politics. A GIF Odyssey.

August 24, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised Leave a comment

This week has been an utter joke for Australian politics and the entire country. Not since the cheezel coloured fuck-knuckle

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Fuck You, Plastic Bag Whingers. A GIF Odyssey.

August 3, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 12 comments

Unless you have been living off the grid with no TV, or underneath a very large rock, you will have

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Fuck You Optus. My 1 Hour Long Fight With Cuntstomer Service.

July 27, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 5 comments

Today I received my monthly bill for the incredibly crap NBN service from Optus. To my disgust, I found on

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Fuck You, School Holidays. Why School Holidays Can Eat A Dick & Die.

July 13, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised Leave a comment

Today was the last day of School Holidays for my little Preppie. I’d love to say the last two weeks

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Fuck You, People Who Announce They Are Unfollowing My Page.

July 6, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 4 comments

I got called a horse-faced cunt today. By someone called Jessiika who was unhappy about a post that I didn’t

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Fuck You, Mister Maker.

May 11, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 3 comments

G’day Mister Maker, I have a bone to pick with you. Your hyped up enthusiasm and love for all things crafty

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Fuck You, Pap Smears.

May 4, 2018 Far Kew Fuck You Friday, Uncategorised 2 comments

Ah, the Pap Smear. How I loathe you. In my advancing years, I have become much more selective about what

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