This week something amazing happened. Something that breathed life back into this sour old cow. Because for every minute I
Category: Fuck You Friday
Fuck You, Random Disappointed People.
I got unfollowed again last night. I say ‘again’ because it happens all the time, though I don’t usually get told about it. It comes with the territory.
Fuck You Optus. Again.
As I start this sentence, I cannot believe I have to whinge about Optus again. But, yeah I can. I
Fuck You, Camping.
I went on my first camping trip in 14 years a few weeks ago. And this time I had to
Fuck You, Easter Chickens.
It’s Fuck You Friday! YEAH!! Fuck you to these little fluffy chicken things. My 4 year old got given one
Fuck You, Facebook. Skills We Had To Relearn During The Outage.
Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp had an unprecedented outage yesterday, leaving the entire social media world shaken to the core. Millions
Fuck You Married At First Sight 2019
Holy shit. They’ve done it again. I didn’t think anything could top last years shit show, but it happened. Am I’m fucking thrilled to bits.
Fuck You, Kids Lunchboxes.
Ever since I was a little girl, I have always wanted to know what hot, decaying watermelon and rancid smoked duck breast smelled like after it had been in the car for a couple of days. And now I know. It isn’t good.
Fuck You, Kids In Supermarkets.
Ever since my kids grew out of those little seats at the front of the trolley, I have avoided having
Fuck You, The Bachelor.
I was really looking forward to this season’s Bachelor featuring the Honey Badger, Nick Cummins. But so far I’ve been
Fuck You, Australian Politics. A GIF Odyssey.
This week has been an utter joke for Australian politics and the entire country. Not since the cheezel coloured fuck-knuckle
Fuck You, Plastic Bag Whingers. A GIF Odyssey.
Unless you have been living off the grid with no TV, or underneath a very large rock, you will have
Fuck You Optus. My 1 Hour Long Fight With Cuntstomer Service.
Today I received my monthly bill for the incredibly crap NBN service from Optus. To my disgust, I found on
Fuck You, School Holidays. Why School Holidays Can Eat A Dick & Die.
Today was the last day of School Holidays for my little Preppie. I’d love to say the last two weeks
Fuck You, People Who Announce They Are Unfollowing My Page.
I got called a horse-faced cunt today. By someone called Jessiika who was unhappy about a post that I didn’t
Fuck You, Mister Maker.
G’day Mister Maker, I have a bone to pick with you. Your hyped up enthusiasm and love for all things crafty
Fuck You, Pap Smears.
Ah, the Pap Smear. How I loathe you. In my advancing years, I have become much more selective about what